Home Podcast VoiceNote (3) – Bon and Ronny’s “People Watching” (English Episode)

VoiceNote (3) – Bon and Ronny’s “People Watching” (English Episode)

1.69K
1



ปอนด์ชวนรอนนี่มานั่งคุยกันที่สตาร์บัคส์ นั่งดูคนเล่นดนตรีข้างถนน พูดถึงการแต่งตัวของคนที่เดินอยู่ขณะนั้น

Bon: 🇹🇭 ตอนนี้ปอนกับรอนนี่นั่งอยู่บนสตาร์บัคส์ สาขาสยามเซนเตอร์วัน แล้วระหว่างที่นั่งอยู่ก็มีศิลปินคนนึงมาเล่นเครื่องดนตรีคล้ายๆกีต้าร์ ของคนญี่ปุ่น
Ronny: Yes
Bon: First, when he walked in and you said “Oh, he has the same pants as you” and yes..
Ronny: Well, him and you both are the artists so it’s probably little bit out there .. you know? woohoohoo
Bon: Just because he has the same pants as me?
Ronny: Yea
Bon: He started playing and no one is giving him money. I started recording this conversation because you think we owe him something.
Ronny: Well, we’ve been looking at him now for 10 minutes. We haven’t heard his song because Starbucks is playing Christmas music on November 7th which is outrageous.
But if you stopped even for a minute to look at some street performances, you owe them a small tip.
Bon: Okay. So he chooses to be on the street ..
Ronny: To entertain you.
Bon: But I’m not expected to be entertained.
Ronny: Yea, but then you can move along. You don’t have to stop. If you find it interesting what he’s performing and you stopped for half a minute/a minute, you should give him a small tip.
Bon: So I cannot stop and looking at him on the public street at all without owing him money?
Ronny: Not if you stop for a while, let’s say a minute, you should give him a small tip. It doesn’t cost too much, it maybe costs you 10 bahts or whatever. You should really do that. That’s just a common sense.
Bon: Okay, so you are saying..
Ronny: He has brightened up your day most likely for that minute or even longer. 10 baths is well deserved.
Bon: Well, the sad thing is the security came and just asked him to leave because he’s not allowed to play here as it’s a private property. It’s not a public street.
Ronny: Yea, he should have just headbutted him. He’s also old and short. He would have taken him out if he want to.
Bon: What do you think about this person with red shorts?
Ronny: She can’t wear high heels. She’s like tippy-toeing. She’s too tall to wear high heels as well. It’s just showing off. I’m on fire today! Fireee!
Bon: So what do you call this human watching (show)?
Ronny: People watching. And it’s all about trying to be as critical as possible so they can have a laugh .. like that girl in rainbow colors with Khaosan pants.
Bon: What about her? oh, the husband is wearing elephant pants.
Ronny: Oh, don’t get me start on that elephant pants.
Bon: But the kid, he looks normal. He doesn’t look touristy.
Ronny: He’s still young. He’s not affected by the parents yet. They’ve been to Khaosan. I’m surprised they don’t have dreadlocks.
Bon: It’s not finished Ronny. You’re on fire. You should keep going. Start critiquing. Because you started early today at home when you said my hair is .. in front of my hairdresser .. that my hair looks undone and it looks sloppy. You started early today and then I got on the car and you said something .. No and then we came to Starbucks and you said my lipstick has bad quality.
Ronny: Well, if you have a camera, you’ll see it that half of your lipstick has gone with Starbucks at the moment. This is not Maybelline, I tell you that.
Bon: (Laughter) Have you gotten paid by Maybelline?
Ronny: No, that’s so commercial. Maybelline doesn’t color off. See? Look at this! it’s like Mocha See-Dang (red mocha) 💋☕.
Bon: (Laughter) 💋☕ Mocha See-Dang (Red Mocha)? Let’s critique more people, Ronny.
Ronny: They bought 3 skirts for the price of 2.
Bon: (laughter) I think they came from the same school, Ronny.
Ronny: Is that a school uniform? No, it’s not school uniform.
Bon: They all wear white skirt so Ronny thinks they bought 3 for 2 priced skirts… Don’t you think that a little bit too short jean skirt, no, jean shorts?
Ronny: Yea, that doesn’t look good.
Bon: You know when you started seeing your butt cheek. That’s too short.
Ronny: Yea, you don’t know. Now you just see it because she’s overweight.
Bon: ……. (Gasped in surprise and laugh)
Ronny: I know. I’m overweight myself so I know I’ll never wear shorts.
Bon: No, you’re not overweight. You’re just chubby.
Ronny: 🇹🇭Auon (Chubby/Fat)
Bon: Yes, you’re 🇹🇭Auon, Ronny.
Ronny: and a little bit 🇹🇭Phom (Thin)
Bon: So, a little bit 🇹🇭Auon and a little bit 🇹🇭Phom.
Ronny: You don’t stop talking today. You go on and on.
Bon: Well, before I put this Microphone on, I was sitting here as a watcher and when the microphone’s on, I’m a host so I have to keep the conversation going. I’m a professional host.
Ronny: Yea, let’s try to contact Maybelline and see if you can get a sponsorship deal with them. that lipstick that is .. What’s the brand? Maybe not say it, it’s not good for them.
Bon: I got it for free. Someone gave it to Bui (Bon’s sister) for her birthday and then Bui gave it to me.
Ronny: So Bui didn’t like it so she gave it to you?
Bon: No, she hasn’t used it but there are so many choices of colors. She thinks I’ll get more use out of it.
Ronny: Oh, yea yea. That’s because you have to use it so many times so it stays put
Bon: (Laughter) you’re so good, Ronny. You’re in the right kind of mood today to critique for sure. Why you’re looking like ..
Ronny: I’m not ready to .. go work.
Bon: What kind of work?
Ronny: Today? Today, I’m gonna go work at . mmm .. ooh no, I’m gonna go to bakery to get some bakeries.
Bon: Which bakery?
Ronny: I don’t know the name. What’s the name?
Bon: Little Mermaid? Are you gonna go to Little Mermaid to surprise me at home?
Ronny: Oh no, I can’t. I don’t have time.
Bon: You’re just saying that but you’re gonna go and buy it (both laugh). Because we’ve been wanting Little Mermaid since last night. We thought that they have a branch in Terminal21 and Ronny tried to go and get it. He couldn’t find it so today we planned to go together before we came here but something went wrong with Ronny’s work. Someone was gonna call him at 2 but they called at 3 because the time difference, daylight saving.
Ronny: Daylight saving kicked in, it’s 6 hours difference.
Bon: Yea, so we’re here late.
Ronny: What’s the big deal with those short pants? Why do you have pants that only go to the middle of your legs? I don’t understand it.
Bon: ah, those? Oh you mean Cato(Ronny’s Brother)’s Pants?
Ronny: Cato’s?
Bon: The pants that your brother likes to wear.
Ronny: No, he wears to the knees. that’s shorter than his.
Bon: No, (Cato wears) half the calf. He wears half calf.
Ronny: Nah, he doesn’t.
Bon: He does. That’s why I called it “Cato’s pants”. It’s not even knees. Knees make sense.
Ronny: Has it actually spread to Thailand? See, there’s another one!
Bon: No, it’s not spread to Thailand. It’s spread to Norway (laugh). He was affected by Thailand.
Ronny: Yay, it doesn’t make sense.
Bon: This is a fun place to site. We should come here more often, Ronny.
Ronny: (Sing) Women in red. There, attention seeking huh?
Bon: Who? You?
Ronny: No, the girl in red.
Bon: Ah, just because she wears red doesn’t mean she seeks attention.
Ronny: Ah, she’s probably employed by Starbucks to celebrating Christmas on November 7th.
Bon: 🇹🇭 อย่างที่บอกค่ะว่า ชาวต่างชาติเค้าจะอี๋มาก สำหรับที่ๆเริ่ม celebrate Christmas เร็วเกิน โดยเฉพาะในเดือน พฤศจิกายน ยังไม่เข้าเดือนธันวาด้วยซ้ำ เค้าก็จะอี๋มากใครที่ยังไม่เคยฟังแจ้เรื่องนี้นะคะ ก็กลับไปฟัง VoiceNote ตอนแรกที่แจ้เล่าถึงประสบการณ์ตอนที่ไปอยู่ที่ประเทศอเมริกานะคะ

(1688)

Bon Jakobsen นักพูดองค์กร creativity/passion, communication. โค้ชการพูดในที่สาธารณะและการนำเสนอ content creator #พี่สาวชาวเน็ท ติดต่องานคุณ New Tel. 0914149956